Man’s Obituary Asks Mourners Not to Vote for Hillary Clinton
A North Carolina man may influence the 2016 presidential election from beyond the grave if his family gets their way.
Larry Darrell Upright, an “avid golfer†who loved his family, died Monday in Concord, North Carolina. He was 81.
Upright didn’t, however, apparently share that love for Hillary Clinton.
“The family respectfully asks that you do not vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016,” read the obituary, which ran in the local newspaper. “R.I.P. Grandaddy.â€
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Oh Mr. Upright,
How are you down there?
Is there enough water or steam?
As you know Mr. Upright, there’s an upcoming election between the GOP and Satan over who will rule the world.
I respectfully ask that you do not vote for the GOP.
Truly,
A. Shaw
